Polish Vampire In Burbank

A Polish Vampire in Burbank is the story of a poor unfortunate vampire named Dupah (Mark Pirro) who has never bitten anybody in his life because he always felt his fangs were too small.

For years he would sit at home in a large castle in the hills of Burbank and drink leftover blood with a straw from a zip-lock baggie. One day, his father (Hugh O.